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"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

Paranormal A-Z...

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Big Tipper

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"I don't like space."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Experts through the ages.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

GM Crops Genie.

Newton's Law and Order.

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Undercover Biophysicists

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."