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Paranormal A-Z...

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"I don't like space."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Experts through the ages.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Newton's Law and Order.

Undercover Biophysicists

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

GM Crops Genie.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."