Satellite Sleuth T-Shirts

'Ok, hon, I'm on Google Earth now... I see a parking sport!'

Spy Satellite

"Well, it wasn't me."

News and Magazines. Intelligence News. All the countries with spy satellites are pooling their resources into a new organization … "OPEEK".

'According to the Global Positioning System, we're on the George Washington Bridge.'

'Well, the satellites down.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Newton's Law and Order.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Undercover Biophysicists

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

GM Crops Genie.

The Modern Godot

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'