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"Have you considered the possibility that the other one may NEVER drop?"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

"After unfolding the telescope in space, we found your phone."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Undercover Biophysicists

GM Crops Genie.

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Newton's Law and Order.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Spy Satellite

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.