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Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'

Night Watchman

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Swinging on a star.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

High-gravity baseball

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Marry me astronaut

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The star hunters

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

Black hole setting

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Lighthouse Beam.