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"Kinda makes you feel insignificant and incredibly hot, doesn't it?"

'Just checking.'

'I forget is it a star or a planet that blinks...'

'Watch this space.'

'I just KNOW I'll discover a new planet tonight - I'm wearing my lucky socks!'

At the space-time institute.

"I'll bet GALILEO never had to clean off flyspecks!"

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

"Unless you plan on being an astronomer, I suggest more paying attention and less staring into space."

"See anything?"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Ever since they declared him a dwarf planet, Pluto has been, well -- GRUMPY."

"Doc, I think I may have a telescope stuck in my eye."

"He thought he named a star after me, but it was only a piece of flaming space junk."

Prisoner clears bars to get a better view

"Pluto has made contact, they claim the term 'dwarf' planet is offensive."

'Those aren't sunspots, dummy - Your glasses are dirty again!'

"His social distance is 13 light years."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

"It costs how much to join?"

"We've found no sign of intelligent life on Mars...I guess that means men really are from there."

'...Now slowly pull out your wallet and toss it on the ground.'

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Data stored in the cloud effect star gazing even more than city lights.

'It's not boring. As a matter of fact, I may have just found your G spot!'

You are here.

Computer in the sky with moon on screen.

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'Will you stop muttering 'I see' and answer my question - One lump or two?'

"Gazing at the stars makes me want to search for more intelligent life partners."

Jupiter and Saturn Christmas Decorations