Stargazing T-Shirts

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"

"Kinda makes you feel insignificant and incredibly hot, doesn't it?"

'Are you trying to give me a heart attack??!!'

'I'll be working on the largest and smallest objects in the universe - superclusters and netrinos. I'd like you to handle everything in between.'

'Just checking.'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Rocket.

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"It may be past my bedtime, but I don't give a hoot!"

"Makes You Feel Small Doesn't It"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Dinner's ready"

'No, I'm afraid that's not a new constellation. It's just a cluster of satellites.'

You star!

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'If you look carefully you'll see that all the claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June when Venus is in alignment with Mars.'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'

"Now all I need is someone to invent the optics!"

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times...don't call me during eclipses!'

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

'Look at all those millions upon millions of stars.' 'Yes... Makes you realize how insignificant a star is.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Well, how about that, Lloyd, my wish came true!'