Stargazing Pillows

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"

"Kinda makes you feel insignificant and incredibly hot, doesn't it?"

'Are you trying to give me a heart attack??!!'

'I'll be working on the largest and smallest objects in the universe - superclusters and netrinos. I'd like you to handle everything in between.'

'Just checking.'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Rocket.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'No, I'm afraid that's not a new constellation. It's just a cluster of satellites.'

You star!

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

"It may be past my bedtime, but I don't give a hoot!"

"Makes You Feel Small Doesn't It"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Dinner's ready"

'I still contend that we live in a finite universe.'

'Which one's Ringo?'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'If you look carefully you'll see that all the claims are invalid except on alternate Tuesdays in June when Venus is in alignment with Mars.'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

"Now all I need is someone to invent the optics!"

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'It's a comet . . . It's a big rock on your head.'

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

Our Yuppie Dad

'When you've seen one star you've seen them all, but every episode of Bargain Hunt is different.'

'Watch this space.'