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"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Science And Religion

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

People were given a vast universe to teach them humility and they invented astrology to make it all about them.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"The vastness of space sure makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?"

"If you're going to the shops I'll have a Mars bar, a Galaxy and a Milky way

'I tell you, Halley has been insufferable since he got his comet.'

"Oh look, a shooting star. . ."

"It seems telescope sales are looking up."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Reach for the Star.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

High-gravity baseball

Boptimism

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Marry me astronaut

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"