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"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

Armstrong, did you know that the Milky Way and Adromeda galaxies may already be colliding, billions of years early? A ginormous field of ionized hydrogen that gives birth to stars surrounds each galaxy like a halo. Andromeda's halo may have already caught up to ours. Ah, but of course. Andromeda has drawn first blood with a pre-emptive hostile takeover bid. Reminds me of that time I took over little Alice Chang's lemonade stand while she was napping. Very bad man.

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

Sir Patrick Moore.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

A man looks up at the earth

Imagination Navigation.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

The Big Tipper

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Baby Scientist

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Newborn Cosmonaut