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"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

A man looks up at the earth

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Imagination Navigation.

The Big Tipper

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Baby Scientist

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Newborn Cosmonaut

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Dog Howling the Moon way

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'