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'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Johannes Kepler

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

The Big Bang

'Watch this space.'

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

At the space-time institute.

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Stop staring at my wife.'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Alpha Centauri

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.