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'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Big Tipper

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Sir Patrick Moore.

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Johannes Kepler

The Big Bang

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Watch this space.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Stop staring at my wife.'

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

At the space-time institute.

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Alpha Centauri

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.