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"Does my bum look big in this?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

A man looks up at the earth

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Imagination Navigation.

The Big Tipper

Baby Scientist

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Dog Howling the Moon way

Newborn Cosmonaut

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Of course, in cosmic years, we're still quite young."

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

Young Galileo