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"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

The Big Tipper

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Newton's cradle

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

Johannes Kepler

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

Alpha Centauri

Rocket

"I've seen it all now - Saturday night foodball in July?"

Oberserving asteroids.

The Planet Ewe-ranus.

Mooning Moon

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

'Just listen to those crickets. Isn't it beautiful?'

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."