Dreamy Stargazer Pillows

Observatory. Astronomers Wanted. I'd be perfect! At my last job I did a lot of staring off into space.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

The Big Tipper

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Sir Patrick Moore.

Newton's cradle

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

Johannes Kepler

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Buffering

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Alpha Centauri

"I've seen it all now - Saturday night foodball in July?"

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

Rocket

Armstrong, did you know that the Milky Way and Adromeda galaxies may already be colliding, billions of years early? A ginormous field of ionized hydrogen that gives birth to stars surrounds each galaxy like a halo. Andromeda's halo may have already caught up to ours. Ah, but of course. Andromeda has drawn first blood with a pre-emptive hostile takeover bid. Reminds me of that time I took over little Alice Chang's lemonade stand while she was napping. Very bad man.

Mooning Moon

The Planet Ewe-ranus.

'Just listen to those crickets. Isn't it beautiful?'

Oberserving asteroids.