Light-hearted Stargazer Pillows

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

The Big Bang

Johannes Kepler

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Buffering

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Watch this space.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

At the space-time institute.

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

Hubble Telescope

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

Alpha Centauri

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'

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