Picky Stargazer Pillows

"All these stars but none of the ones I wanted to watch."

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Sir Patrick Moore.

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Johannes Kepler

The Big Bang

'Watch this space.'

Space bee

At the space-time institute.

'Stop staring at my wife.'

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Alpha Centauri

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'