"All these stars but none of the ones I wanted to watch."
Picky Stargazer Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with your picky stargazer’s creative vibe? Our collection features artful and playful items that celebrate their love for stars and the cosmos. Perfect for expressing their unique personality, these gifts blend humor and beauty, making them ideal for anyone who treasures the night sky and their own distinctive taste.
'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'
"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"
Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.
"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."
The Big Tipper
"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."
"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"
"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"
Standings: Milky Way Conference
Sir Patrick Moore.
'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'
"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."
Some domestic cats will roam further than others.
'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'
'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'
"All I get is a bird's eye view."
'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'
"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"
Johannes Kepler
The Big Bang
'Watch this space.'
Space bee
At the space-time institute.
'Stop staring at my wife.'
'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'
Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).
Alpha Centauri
"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"
'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'
Astronaut with his Space Dog.
"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."
'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'
Picky Stargazer Gifts Collection
Picky Stargazer Mugs
Explore our collection of stellar mugs designed for picky stargazers. Find a cosmic-inspired mug that makes every sip a small universe of delight.
Picky Stargazer Pillows
Bring cosmic comfort into their home with pillows featuring whimsical starry designs. A delightful way to add celestial charm to their space.
Picky Stargazer Prints
Enhance their creative space with prints that showcase stunning interpretations of the night sky. Ideal for any stargazer’s gallery wall.
Picky Stargazer T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate the cosmos and your creative stargazer’s unique personality. Perfect for everyday wear or special stargazing nights.