Curious Stargazer Gifts

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Imagination Navigation.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A man looks up at the earth

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The Big Tipper

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

Baby Scientist

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Dog Howling the Moon way

Newborn Cosmonaut

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

"Of course, in cosmic years, we're still quite young."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"