Playful Stargazer Gifts

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Mooning Moon

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

The Big Tipper

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Sir Patrick Moore.

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Johannes Kepler

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

Alpha Centauri

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'Just listen to those crickets. Isn't it beautiful?'

"I've seen it all now - Saturday night foodball in July?"

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

Armstrong, did you know that the Milky Way and Adromeda galaxies may already be colliding, billions of years early? A ginormous field of ionized hydrogen that gives birth to stars surrounds each galaxy like a halo. Andromeda's halo may have already caught up to ours. Ah, but of course. Andromeda has drawn first blood with a pre-emptive hostile takeover bid. Reminds me of that time I took over little Alice Chang's lemonade stand while she was napping. Very bad man.

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

"That doesn't make any sense - The Milky Way shouldn't affect your lactose-intolerance."

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

Romantic Comet