Playful Stargazer Pillows

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Mooning Moon

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

The Big Tipper

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Johannes Kepler

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Alpha Centauri

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"I've seen it all now - Saturday night foodball in July?"

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

'Just listen to those crickets. Isn't it beautiful?'

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

'Look, director, there it is again. It appears every spring.'

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

Romantic Comet

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

"That doesn't make any sense - The Milky Way shouldn't affect your lactose-intolerance."