
Cosmic Voyeur guide to the Cosmos.
Looking for a gift for your stargazer friend with a sense of humor? Our curated selection blends celestial charm with clever wit, making every starry night a little more fun. Ideal for anyone who loves to dream big and laugh loud, these products add a humorous sparkle to their celestial fascination.
Cosmic Voyeur guide to the Cosmos.
"Be honest. Do these rings make me look fat?"
Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.
'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'
"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."
"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"
The Big Tipper
'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'
"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"
Standings: Milky Way Conference
Some domestic cats will roam further than others.
"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."
'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'
Johannes Kepler
The Big Bang
"All I get is a bird's eye view."
"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"
'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'
Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).
"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."
"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"
Alpha Centauri
"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"
Mooning Moon
"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."
'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'
"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."
"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."
"Welcome to the end of time!"
Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.
"That doesn't make any sense - The Milky Way shouldn't affect your lactose-intolerance."
Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.
Romantic Comet
"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"
'I've heard of space heaters, but I've never seen one before.'
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