Stargazer With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

Cosmic Voyeur guide to the Cosmos.

"Be honest. Do these rings make me look fat?"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Big Tipper

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

The Big Bang

Johannes Kepler

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

Alpha Centauri

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

Mooning Moon

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

Romantic Comet

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."

Sid's favourite hen was so broody, she tried to hatch out a meteorite.

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

"That doesn't make any sense - The Milky Way shouldn't affect your lactose-intolerance."

'I've heard of space heaters, but I've never seen one before.'

"So what if the universe was created in a big bang! So was I!"