Star Gazing Humorist Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for the star gazing humorist? Our collection combines cosmic inspiration with clever humor, perfect for those who love to joke about the night sky. Whether they enjoy contemplating the universe or sharing laughs under the stars, these products are sure to brighten their evenings.

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"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!" mockup

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here." mockup

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

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"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!" mockup

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

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"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower." mockup

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?' mockup

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

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"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!" mockup

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

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"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug." mockup

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

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'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!' mockup

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

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"I don't like space."

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'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...' mockup

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

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Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

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"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before." mockup

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

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Standings: Milky Way Conference

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'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.' mockup

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

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Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon mockup

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

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"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!" mockup

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

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'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... ' mockup

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

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If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

If aliens' first contact is with a dad... mockup

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

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'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!' mockup

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

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Hedge of two moo cows

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'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.' mockup

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

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"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth." mockup

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

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"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house." mockup

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

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The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

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"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter." mockup

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

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"Y'all look like dog people to me." mockup

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

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'Zylo, you know there's a leash law on this planet!'

'Zylo, you know there's a leash law on this planet!' mockup

'Zylo, you know there's a leash law on this planet!'

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'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!' mockup

'Oh no! A Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme lord!'

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'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.'' mockup

'Russian scientists have determined where the meteorite than injured 1000 people came from. Thet say, 'It's not from around here.''

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"B*****d!"

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Star Gazing Humorist Gifts Collection

Star Gazing Humorist Mugs

Discover more star gazing humorist gifts on our mugs page—perfect for daily smiles and caffeine boosts.

Star Gazing Humorist Pillows

Bring humor and comfort into their space with our star gazing pillow collection—fun decor for their cozy corners.

Star Gazing Humorist Prints

Find the perfect celestial comedic artwork with our star gazing prints—brighten up any room with cosmic humor.

Star Gazing Humorist T-Shirts

Explore our collection of star gazing humorist T-shirts—ideal for humorous stargazing nights and relaxed days.