Starry-eyed Stargazer Gifts

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Somewhere out there is a credit card company that I don't owe money to.'

The Big Tipper

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Nasa is looking for earth-like planets. . . There's got to be one out there with poverty and crime!

'I don't like it either, but it IS brain food.'

Alpha Centauri

If you can't see my mirrors I can't see you.

"That doesn't make any sense - The Milky Way shouldn't affect your lactose-intolerance."

"We're staying in and watching the stars again?"

'Look, son, the big tipper.'

'We can see into the black hole now, and it's filled with all the money people lost in the stock market.'

'I don't care if your stars did say 'Take financial matters into your own hands from now on'...'

Gossip Of The Stars.

Johannes Kepler

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Romantic Comet

Stop horsing around, you guys. Focus!

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Shoot For The Moon

A Space Walk

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Newton's cradle

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Well that's certainly new!'

Astronaut