Starry-eyed Sky Watcher Gifts

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

The Big Tipper

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Shoot For The Moon

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

A Space Walk

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Newton's cradle

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"It beats flying for your food."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

Dark Clouds

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Aurora

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

'Well that's certainly new!'

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."