Sky Watching Gifts

"That one looks like hope."

Crowd of people looking up.

'Well, I say it is part of a grand design.'

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake...There ain't even a moon out tonight.'

"Have you considered the possibility that the other one may NEVER drop?"

Shadow

I can't help being self-conscious during an eclipse. It feels like everybody's looking at me!

'If it weren't for the hole in the ozone, our view wouldn't be half this good.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Then again it could just be a break in the clouds !'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Romance was in the air

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'Unfortunately it gets a bit smelly up here when we have a mackerel sky.'

'I was very happy on my cloud when that jumbo entered it.'

Swarm of birds doing okay

'Oh-oh -- Adam's calling dibs on everything!'

Eclipse

Angels paddling in the sky

"Remember son, every cloud has a silver lin...oh."

"Uh-oh!"

'I love it up here...'

"I've never seen it do that before!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

A smoker's smoke turns into the contrail of a plane.

"This, you call a beautiful sunrise?"

Balloon Man

Couple watching television picture of a sky, "Ain't you glad we got sky?"

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

Buffering

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Hold still!" "You're the one who forgot the tripod!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"All these stars but none of the ones I wanted to watch."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'