Space Watching Gifts

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

They can't all look like sheep butts.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"That's a cloud, son, and no, I don't know if it's toxic."

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"My God, now what?"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.