Space Observer Gifts

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'It would make me feel insignificant if I didn't make so much money.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Astronaut Selfie.

Crisis.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Another fly-over planet."

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Space junk.

"Nope. Still no intelligent life."

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Hand me the remote...

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"