Planetary Observer Gifts

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

Glass Bottom Earth Tours

'It's time to make our move -- they're getting VERY multicultural!'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"No aliens"

Crisis.

Astronaut Selfie.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"Another fly-over planet."

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"We've discovered an Earth-like planet capable of sustaining an unemployment rate similar to our own."

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

God's Fly Swat...

Space junk.

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Your karma will catch up with you!

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Oberserving asteroids.