'Hey, nice rings!', 'Thanks!...Uh, great wall!'
Planet Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a planet observer? Our creative collection features fun and inspiring products that honor their love for the universe. Whether they’re gazing at the stars or dreaming of distant planets, these thoughtfully designed items will spark their curiosity and bring joy to their everyday life. From whimsical prints to cozy pillows, find a gift that captures their passion for astronomy and exploration.
"Everyone hates your ring tone."
"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."
The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.
How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather
"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
Duck Hunt
"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."
"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."
Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'
Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'
"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."
Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.
"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."
What does aloof mean?
". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"
The prying mantis,
"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"
"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."
"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."
"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."
'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'
"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."
Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.
"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"
Exciting potato bugs.
"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."
"Beware of the frog"
"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."
"Are we there yet?"
Planet Observer Gifts Collection
Planet Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of space-themed mugs, perfect for planet observers who love starting their day with a cosmic brew.
Planet Observer Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring celestial designs, ideal for planet enthusiasts to relax in cosmic comfort.
Planet Observer Prints
Decorate with our stunning prints of planets and stars—great for bringing the universe into their living space.
Planet Observer T-Shirts
Discover our space-inspired t-shirts—great for planet lovers to wear their passion with pride.