Planet Watching Gifts

'Why won't anyone look at me?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I think we may be related!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

TSA Noah

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Slinky Cow World

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."