Satellite Watching Gifts

"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Moon: Made in China

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"I love their use of space"

Rex uses food bowl as satellite dish.

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Haha! It's Jeff Bezos!"

'Acquiring Satellite.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

"Nope. Still no intelligent life."

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

Living in a snow globe.

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

Google Earth...

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

'Me? Twinkling? -- I thought YOU were twinkling.'