Satellite Watching Pillows

"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Moon: Made in China

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

"I love their use of space"

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Haha! It's Jeff Bezos!"

Living in a snow globe.

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'Acquiring Satellite.'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

"Nope. Still no intelligent life."

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

Google Earth...

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'

'Me? Twinkling? -- I thought YOU were twinkling.'

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

Satellite Santa