Space Observation Pillows

'No, I'm afraid that's not a new constellation. It's just a cluster of satellites.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Is anything good on?"

Astronaut Selfie.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"Another fly-over planet."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Space junk.

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

"I told you not to look directly at the sun!"

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

"Can I help you?"

Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.

CORONA BLACKDOWN

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

'Then again it could just be a break in the clouds !'

"Just saying, whenever we search for intelligent life in the universe, we always point the telescope away from Earth."