Sky Observer Pillows

"Thank you for respecting my no-fly zone"

'Then again it could just be a break in the clouds !'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Painting clouds

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

A man looks up at the earth

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"It beats flying for your food."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Dark Clouds

Astronaut Selfie.

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Aurora

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

Entry level astronomer...

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.