Satellite Observer Pillows

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Moon: Made in China

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Astronaut Selfie.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Crisis.

"No aliens"

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Another fly-over planet."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

"I love their use of space"

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

God's Fly Swat...

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Space junk.