Satellite Spectator Gifts

Couple watching TV being blasted by hundreds of satellite's from space

G7 Summit Concern

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Moon: Made in China

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"I love their use of space"

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

Annoyed planet.

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

Doctor to man: 'Don't kid yourself. You don't have athlete's foot - more like couch potato's corns.'

Exploding Dalmatian

Astronomical observations.

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

'Of course the reception is perfect. I'm standing next to the satellite.'

'You can learn a lot about people by going through their space junk!'

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

'It would make me feel insignificant if I didn't make so much money.'

Ghost Cat

Gossip Of The Stars.

TV message reads 'Please stand by. We are experiencing technical difficulties.' as a TV satellite plummets to earth outside.