Summit Spectator Gifts

G7 Summit Concern

The Madman in Vietnam

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"I AM at my usual position."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Octopus in the bleachers.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

We are here!

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Winter Olympics

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Exploding Dalmatian