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"I AM at my usual position."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Octopus in the bleachers.

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

We are here!

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Please use next mountain.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Winter Olympics

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge