"Beans! I got a bag of magic beans!"
Summit Follower Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone passionate about reaching new heights and achieving their dreams? Our collection for summit followers features humorous and motivational items that honor their adventurous spirit and love for the climb. Whether they’re scaling mountains or conquering personal goals, find a thoughtful gift that elevates their journey.
'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'
G7 Summit Concern
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream
'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'
Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.
US election postal vote controversy
Donald Trump Tells a Joke...
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
"Do you have pants in XL?"
Palin 2012
Planting a Flag on the Summit
'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'
"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"
Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies
Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain
Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.
'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'
Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!
''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'
UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq
"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."
"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."
Flu Drugs.
'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'
'I'm with the band.'
We can't go on meeting like this...
What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?
Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.
Dangerous Trumpism
Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.
"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"
"Well, you have to admire his honesty."
"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."
Summit Follower Gifts Collection
Summit Follower Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for summit followers—perfect for morning coffee or tea with a motivational twist.
Summit Follower Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring the spirit of achievement and mountain adventure into their home décor.
Summit Follower Prints
Browse inspiring prints that capture the thrill of reaching the summit and the beauty of mountain landscapes.
Summit Follower T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the summit follower in your life—stylish and inspiring for any adventure enthusiast.