Summit-lover Gifts

'Go to Daddy!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

Snowmobull

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

The americanisation of vulture.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Lounging by the pool

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skiing

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Valet park only"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Climbing with the baby

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"You've been served."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"This is a duet yourself project."

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

We can't go on meeting like this...