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'Go to Daddy!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Echo Tourism'

The americanisation of vulture.

Snowmobull

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Lounging by the pool

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Valet park only"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Skiing

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Climbing with the baby

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"You've been served."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"This is a duet yourself project."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Little girl skiing.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

We can't go on meeting like this...

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...