Summit Enthusiast T-Shirts

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Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

G7 Summit Concern

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Skiing

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Recalculating

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Rubbish and Everest

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

We can't go on meeting like this...

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Mount Everest.

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

"But am I happy? Very."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

We are here!

Climbing with a mountain goat.

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Weltanschauung (worldview).

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.