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No U Turn.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Skiing

Recalculating

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Rubbish and Everest

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Remember when?... When was that?

"It's called being preemptive."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

Danger Signs.

Weltanschauung (worldview).

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."