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"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

"I asked my wife to cut me some slack. We were mountain climbing."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Sunbathers.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Rubbish and Everest

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

"It's called being preemptive."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Leaf Dive Score

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Climbing with a mountain goat.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

'Why are you people following me?'

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Learning Theory Therapy: Cue/Drive/Response/Reinforcement.

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

Out of Order

"Yeah of course, I'm sure-footed too, but abseiling is still the safest way to get down..."

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

"Do we have an 'On Launch' command?!"

No U Turn.

'Being passed over for a promotion is always a painful experience. It's like having a stake driven through your wallet.'

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