Climbing Fanatic Prints

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

"I asked my wife to cut me some slack. We were mountain climbing."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Sunbathers.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Rubbish and Everest

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"It's called being preemptive."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

Leaf Dive Score

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'Why are you people following me?'

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

Learning Theory Therapy: Cue/Drive/Response/Reinforcement.

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

No U Turn.

Out of Order

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

"Yeah of course, I'm sure-footed too, but abseiling is still the safest way to get down..."

"Do we have an 'On Launch' command?!"

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

'Being passed over for a promotion is always a painful experience. It's like having a stake driven through your wallet.'

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.