Climbing Enthusiasts Prints

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

I'm sick of living on the top floor.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Rubbish and Everest

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"It's called being preemptive."

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

Earth Reset Button.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

'Why are you people following me?'

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

Out of Order

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

'Call the zoo...their mountain goat has escaped again'

No U Turn.

"Yeah of course, I'm sure-footed too, but abseiling is still the safest way to get down..."

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

Fortune Cookies

"I asked my wife to cut me some slack. We were mountain climbing."

Mountainside zebra crossing for mountaineers.

"You may approach the bench again. But this time, no ropes."

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.