Climbing Aficionados Prints

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Rubbish and Everest

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."

Earth Reset Button.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

'Why are you people following me?'

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

'Lois, what's the sense of bringing the cat camping if it can't go outside the tent a little?'

"Our baby's first boot."

'I warned you to not raid that camp just before hibernation.'

No U Turn.

"Yeah of course, I'm sure-footed too, but abseiling is still the safest way to get down..."

"Wisdom is growing your hair long so the hairs growing in your ears don't show

'Call the zoo...their mountain goat has escaped again'

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

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Fairy Library - Jack Climbs the Bean Stalk