Climbing Aficionado Prints

Mountain Goat.

'It's a social-climbing wall.'

'Why are you people following me?'

"I don't mind you climbing my hair to visit me. What I do mind is the way you abseil down when you leave!"

"Yeah of course, I'm sure-footed too, but abseiling is still the safest way to get down..."

Hand Sanitiser

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Duck Hunt

"Tallyho!"

'Echo Tourism'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Rubbish and Everest

The Thinker

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

"It's called being preemptive."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

Remember when?... When was that?

'I hate reruns.'

"I can't give enlightenment, only great calves."