Hiking Aficionado Prints

'No, you're looking for the hotel Ever-Rest. Boy, you really did get lost.'

'Echo Tourism'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"When do bears go into hibernation?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

The experienced backpacker.

Bring your own inflatable.

Fly Fishing

An Unexpected Guest.

Duck Hunt

"Tallyho!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Taking it easy

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Shellfie

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Kangeroo and joey

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

The garden lady.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."