Hiking Aficionado Mugs

'No, you're looking for the hotel Ever-Rest. Boy, you really did get lost.'

'Echo Tourism'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"When do bears go into hibernation?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

The experienced backpacker.

Bring your own inflatable.

Fly Fishing

An Unexpected Guest.

Duck Hunt

"Tallyho!"

Taking it easy

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Shellfie

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Kangeroo and joey

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

The garden lady.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."