Mountain Aficionado Prints

'Yak yak yak.'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Duck Hunt

'Echo Tourism'

"Tallyho!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Skiing

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Recalculating

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"Have you seen my wife?"

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'Well, Ranger Thomas, I'm afraid you've got Dutch Elm disease!'